The Holy Ghost is just a spook
I'd never thought I'd meet,
But when I saw she had that shape
I looked beneath the sheet!
"What are you doing, you silly man,
that's not for you to see!
There's room for more than one in here
but it's limited to three!"
I turned away so saddened by
the lady I never saw.
What the three of them were doing there,
I shan't even tell my Pa!
-Rusty (very slightly modified from the original)