Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Archives - Blasphemy Day 2009 - 2

A Rusty was wand'ring around
For doGs, looking in every pound
When he happened to find,
Where a priest had spilled wine,
A Holy Ghost dead on the ground!


Archives - Blasphemy Day 2009

The Holy Ghost is just a spook
  I'd never thought I'd meet,
But when I saw she had that shape
  I looked beneath the sheet!

"What are you doing, you silly man,
  that's not for you to see!
There's room for more than one in here
  but it's limited to three!"

I turned away so saddened by
  the lady I never saw.
What the three of them were doing there,
  I shan't even tell my Pa!

-Rusty (very slightly modified from the original)